i never thought i'd be the mother that...

i never thought i'd be the mom that:

-lets her baby chew on the car keys
-lets her baby sleep in her bed
-lets her baby squish their fingers all over the sliding glass door
-lets her child eat crackers, cheerios, etc in their carseat while driving
-loses her temper with her child sometimes
-feels defensive when others make unsolicited suggestions or comments about parenting choices and decisions
-would still, at one year old, rock her child to sleep for every nap---twice a day!
-picks up the binkie and pops it back in baby's mouth without washing it

i'm sure this list will grow with time!